Jobisms

Job is an autistic boy who used to play on Gaheris.

Re: Jobisms

Postby samhainchld » Mon Apr 09, 2012 9:38 am

I really think I would get a kick out of playing with Job. Good kid.
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Mon Apr 09, 2012 12:17 pm

samhainchld wrote:I really think I would get a kick out of playing with Job. Good kid.

Go for it! :)

He loves talking to people, you can just send him a tell.

When he's on Gaheris his names mostly have "Job" in them and he's usually in Knights of Midgard. But lately he's been on Alb and Mid Pendragon a lot with toons named Killer-something.
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Sun Apr 15, 2012 2:55 pm

Job's latest guild motto of the day (on Alb Pendragon):

I love you so much angelica you are the beautifulest girl i have ever loved in my whole life
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Sat Jun 30, 2012 8:20 am

Job is talking in a web chat.

i may go on DAOC Today bro
I May Maybe I may bro
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Thu Jul 19, 2012 4:47 pm

Job: i think my monitor is dying brother
Rob: oh no
Job: caues a Beeping noise is sounding
Rob: when you press enter?
Job: No brother
Job: it just
Job: MAKES a beeping Noise
Rob: did you try rebooting?
Job: no bro if i do it'll deffinetly die
Job: Brother
Job: i think i should tell dad
Job: this when he comes back
Rob: Good idea bro
Rob: he's an expert about computers, he'll know what to do
Job: Yep brother
Job: but i think buying a new Monitor is expensive u'd have to send me One brother
Job: or you'd have to buy me one
Job: this Monitor is actually 100 years old brother
Rob: That's pretty old for a monitor
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Thu Aug 02, 2012 4:59 am

Vicky calls Rob

Vicky: Are you okay? Job told me you're in the hospital.
Rob: What? I'm not in the hospital.
Vicky: I was so worried.
Rob: I'm fine ... he just made that up. I didn't tell him anything like that. Strange, he doesn't usually make things up.

Rob calls Job. I'll summarize the conversation. It was much longer than this.

Rob: Brother, Vicky said you told her I'm in the hospital. Did you really tell her that?
Job: Yes bro.
Rob: But bro, I"m not in the hospital. Why did you tell her that?
Job: Well brother, you have food poisoning and food poisoning is serious and people need to go to the hospital or they die.
Rob: Brother, that's not true. People usually get better from food poisoning after a day or two without seeing a doctor. It goes away on its own.
Job: Oh.
Rob: And I told you this morning I was better. I told you this morning the food poisoning was finished. I'm fine today. I'm not sick anymore.
Job: Oh.
Rob: But the main thing is that you made Vicky very upset. She was worried about me. You made her unhappy and worried. Do you understand how she felt?
Job: Yes bro.
Rob: Can you imagine how bad she felt? She was scared and worried. Do you understand how she felt?
Job: Yes bro.
Rob: Can you tell me how she felt?
Job: She was worried brother.
Rob: We should only say things if we know for sure that they are true. You shouldn't say I'm in the hospital unless you hear me say I'm in the hospital. You have to really know it.
Job: Well bro I said that because I was curious.
Job: Vicky is probably angry at me now. Bro can you tell her I'm sorry?
Rob: Yes, I will, and you should tell her too.

This whole episode was my fault because I told Job I had food poisoning without explaining that it wasn't serious. I should know by now that Job tends to think that all illnesses are terribly dangerous.
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Nabs » Thu Aug 02, 2012 8:35 am

And don't forget Rob that Job is very worried about your mortality. Perhaps it's best not to let him know about unserious illnesses; it stresses him to the max! Just my opinion :) /hugs
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Thu Aug 02, 2012 9:36 am

Yeah, you're right. /hugs

He's especially sensitive now because his grandfather died a few weeks ago. First time somebody he knows has died.
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Sun Aug 05, 2012 3:51 pm

Vicky has told Job she won't talk to him for a while because he misbehaved. Job is talking to Rob about it.

Job: oh bro tel lvicky i said hi but from you
Job: not from me
Job: just tell her hi brother From me to you bro just u but don't tell her it was me
Job: because i don't want her to get mad
Job: more
Rob: okay bro
Job: because brother i would sure love u to tell her taht she is a wonderful person But do not tell her Job said this
Job: Tell her it was From you brother
Job: but tell her On skype brother if u can
Job: okay brother?
Job: and Thank you brother
Job: Thank u very much brother
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Sun Aug 05, 2012 9:10 pm

bro
i'll Call you Tomorrow at 6:00 or 7:00 if your up or 7:30 or 9:00 or 10:00
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Tue Aug 07, 2012 6:25 pm

Job's dad put a webcam on Job's PC a few days ago. When it started working, Job threw his arms up in the air and ecstatically shouted something like, "Oh God I love this!" I wish I had taken a screenshot at that moment. These are from today.

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Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Thu Aug 09, 2012 5:04 pm

Job: Ohh
Job: bro
Job: Another Family Member just Died :(
Rob: Oh no brother!!! who died?
Job: Idk
Job: but her name was Bonnie bro
Job: one of my grandma's Friends
Job: :( why is life so fucking cruel to me bro
Job: Seriously Bro
Job: life is Sooo damn short and cruel :(
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Sat Aug 11, 2012 2:26 pm

Job: bro
Job: but guess what happened
Job: to me last night
Job: Guess what happed bro
Rob: last night you went to sleep bro
Job: no
Job: i had a terrible nightmare
Job: A Terrible one brother
Job: i mean Very Terrible
Job: This Nightmare
Job: is A Very strong one brother
Job: my nightmare
Job: was about me being dead
Job: And never Getting up
Job: and Falling down the stairs
Job: with a Bloody arm
Job: and all brother
Job: that was my Night mare
Rob: That's very scary bro
Job: yep
Job: i tld vicky bro
Job: she Cried and she went to sleep
Job: Did you wake up from your nightmare?
Job: yes bro
Job: i did
Job: but then in the nightmare bro
Job: i saw a girl falling and Dying and turning into a zombie
Job: And coming after me and my arm Ripped off
Job: in it brother
Rob: That's really scary
Job: yep
Job: i couldn't Sleep all night bro
Job: i tried to but
Job: NOTHING worked
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Re: Jobisms

Postby TupacAintDead » Fri Nov 30, 2012 7:52 am

Top 5 thread that I have ever read in the history of the internet.

Rob, you are an angel. Job, you are awesome brother!
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Fri Nov 30, 2012 8:06 am

aw :)

Btw, turned out that the reason he was squinting so much in the photos was that he needed glasses. But now that he has them, he hardly ever wears them.
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Sun Dec 02, 2012 7:42 am

Job is talking about Edward Khil.

Bro I'm actually sad that he had a stroke and died because he could have lived to sing another song.
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Pentegarn » Sun Dec 02, 2012 2:45 pm

Rob wrote:Job is talking about Edward Khil.

Bro I'm actually sad that he had a stroke and died because he could have lived to sing another song.


What is staggering about that is that it is both simple and yet brilliantly profound
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Mon Dec 03, 2012 9:49 am

Yeah. He does have that knack. And he's amazingly cute. But why oh why did it have to be Edward Khil? Ever since I posted that link yesterday, the damn song won't stop running through my head! :)
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Wed Dec 05, 2012 7:36 am

Job: Bro
Job: i told that girl
Job: to call Me
Job: a 30 year old
Job: i pefer being
Job: Called a Mature
Job: person bro
Job: Then a Teenager
Job: I hate
Job: the Word
Job: Teenager Rob
Rob: What did she say?
Job: She said okay.
Rob: I won't use that word. Does she know how old you really are?
Job: Yeah.
Rob: Why don't you like teenager?
Job: It's boring.

(Job turns 15 in a few weeks.)
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Thu Dec 27, 2012 10:58 am

This conversation took place on the phone and I typed it from memory, so this transcript isn't exact.

Job: Bro, what does it mean if you call somebody a marionette?
Rob: I think they wouldn't know what you mean and they'd just look at you and say, "What are you talking about?"
Job: [Giggles]
Job: Bro isn't it a way of telling them they're dead? Because a marionette is dead.
Rob: I see what you mean but i don't think people would understand that.
Job: That's a way of telling them they're dead without them knowing it!
Job: You're saying they're dead and they don't know it!
Job: [Chortles with delight]
Job: Bro calling somebody a marionette is saying you're not alive, you're dead.
Job: That's what it means. They're not alive, they're dead.
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Mon Dec 31, 2012 7:23 am

This has been condensed and partly reconstructed from memory. It has become hard to transcribe these chats accurately because he says some lines on the phone, some in the game, and others in Skype chat.

Job: Well Hello My robbert brother =)
Rob: hi brother
Job: i got married in game
Job: =)
Rob: Grats :)
Rob: To your new gf?
Job: no
Job: to Another
Job: it's
Job: A Theurgist
Job: brother that i married
Rob: what's her name bro?
Job: Lipstheurg
Rob: What happened to your other gf you're married to?
Job: I'm still married to her

(Job has been complaining lately about his girlfriends cheating and he insists that he will never do it.)

Rob: Isn't that cheating?
Job: no bro because it's different characters
Rob: That's an interesting way of looking at it
Job: bro some people marry in games for fun
Job: i marry for fun and for love bro
Job: for fun and for love bro
Job: I got a Honeymoon
Job: i AM TAking her
Job: to do TDS
Job: and we'll kill monsters Together
Rob: sounds romantic bro
Job: Really
Job: Really really really romantic bro
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Mon Dec 31, 2012 2:44 pm

Empathy and autism don't mix

I'm giving this chat a name so I can find it later. During this conversation I had an excruciating migraine.

Job calls Rob, but Rob doesn't pick up. Instead he replies in Skype chat.


Rob: I'm sorry brother i can't talk right now
Job: Why not?
Rob: I have a headache
Job: oh no
Job: i just want u to log in DaOC
Job: i feel Lonely
Rob: okay bro which realm and server?
Job: Albion and Pendragon
Rob: okay bro

Job and Rob are now in the game.

Job: brother =)
Job: bro :)
Rob: Hi bro
Job: robbert robbert Rob rob rob =)
Rob: here i am keeping you company my brother
Job: i want u to come to me brother
Job: Bledmeer faste guardtower and accompany me
Job: am here
Job: my brother =)
Job: Can you come bro?
Rob: i can't bro, i have a bad headache, i'll just stay in the game
Job: it's ok
Job: u can come brother
Job: in Hadrians already
Job: just
Job: want to show u something
Job: come on bro
Job: want to show u somethingj
Job: please come bro
Rob: i don't feel well bro, i can't
Job: yes u can
Rob: you have to try to understand that other people have feelings too
Rob: i have feelings like you do
Rob: and right now, i feel sick and bad
Job: do something about it then
Rob: i've done everything i can
Job: Lol
Rob: why are you laughing?
Job: ur funny bro
Rob: i feel bad, why are you laughing at me?
Job: idk bro id why i am Lol
Job: but ur my good brother
Job: bro
Job: i think Kayla's on Midgard

An hour later.

Job: get on mid can u plz?
Job: i need u to accompany me ;)
Rob: sorry bro i have a headache
Job: Just to guild me bro
Job: to my guild
Rob: It's extremely important for you to try to understand that other people have feelings too
Rob: I have a bad headache
Rob: Please try to think about that

It seems hopeless, and yet, at the end of the next day, he surprised me

Rob: I'm going to sleep soon bro
Job: bye
Job: bye Rob
Rob: good night brother
Job: gnight
Job: rhave fun
Rob: see you tomorrow bro
Job: hope u feel better
Job: Nighty
Job: rOk bro

It may seem like a small thing, but in the two and a half years I've known him, he has rarely if ever given any indication of remembering another person's feelings (except when somebody is angry at him or when he thinks a girl or woman likes him).
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Mon Dec 31, 2012 2:50 pm

Job: Last Night
Job: i played
Job: DA0C brro
Job: I played DaOC :)
Job: and
Job: On ywain
Job: some People
Job: Forgave me
Job: for my Stupiditity that i did in the past bro
Job: Some Still Remember it
Rob: I'm glad they forgave you bro
Job: Some still think i sexually harass others
Rob: do you still do it?
Job: No
Job: am not the job
Job: that job anymore
robsacks: I'm glad to hear it brother
Job: i stole
Job: from People as well
Job: Before bro
Job: and I lied In the game before
Job: I lied i would Repay
Job: plats if they gave me plats
Rob: That wasn't good bro

A minute or two of silence.

Rob: You still there brother?
Job: yes
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Tue Jan 01, 2013 11:30 am

Job: am getting on Alb =)
Job: to see my Wives
Rob: okay bro :)
Rob: to see your wives lol

Job and Rob both start laughing on the phone

Job: Funny bro
Rob: yep

Job and Rob continue laughing on the phone

Rob: sometimes you crack me up brother
Job: yep
Job: LOL
Job: Rolf
Job: rolling on the floor laughing ;)
Job: (rofl)
Job: (rofl)(rofl)(rofl)
Rob: yep bro lol
Rob: How many do you have now?
Job: 7
Job: In game

I love that "in game" ... as opposed to his wives in real life. :)

Job: =)
Rob: 7!!!
Job: yeo
Job: yep
Job: lol!
Rob: Did you marry each one with a different character?
Job: yep
Rob: do they know you hae other wives?
Job: no
Job: now am going for my 8th bro
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Tue Jan 01, 2013 9:39 pm

Job: bro
Rob: what bro?
Job: am with my love?
Job: Lipstheurg bro
Rob: great
Job: am divorcing all my ot her wives because she is perfect for me bro
Job: my days of Cheating are over
Job: wow bro
Rob: what bro
Job: my wife gave me a Pictslayer sword
Rob: wow
Job: yep
Job: She gave me
Job: 1500
Job: dragon scales
Job: and 5 plat bro
Rob: that's nice brother
Job: am getting on my pally bro
Job: yup she's a perfect wife for me
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